My girlfriend and I wanted to cuddle, but we wanted to play Diablo too. This is what happened.
you guys
are my heroes
PERFECT
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| Barbara (movie) : | You simply replace the sex act with chocolate. |
|---|---|
| Me: | There's no way chocolate is that good. |
| Sean: | Chocolate is totally that good. |
| -later- | |
| Gladys (movie) : | *eating chocolate* |
| Me: | I could never eat that much chocolate to make up for sex. |
| Sean: | I could. |
| -later- | |
| Barbara (movie) : | *frantically eating chocolate to abstain from sex* |
| Me: | You know, I don't even really like chocolate that much. |
| Sean: | I fucking love chocolate. |
That get offended when I say “No one hangs out with me anymore.”
I just texted everyone I know locally asking if anyone was free.
Two people answered and neither of them were free.
Stop getting offended when you’re part of the people who don’t make any effort to hang out with me, maybe, yeah?
Tonight I’m gonna think about sex a lot and wonder what the hell I’m going to do with my life.
And I will never catch up on all the tumblr I’ve missed. Typical.
I have lots of amazing and wonderful quotes that I’d love to share with tumblr!
But I won’t because my friends follow me on here.
That’s enough beard posts for today. (which of course, you can never have enough beards…)
Tomorrow, I think I am going to spend the two hour long car ride playing pokemon and playing with Sean’s beard. He’s been growing it out for, like, three weeks specifically for the vacation. XD I have to admit, I appreciate that.
Tumblr - The only place I can publicly talk to myself and not feel bad about it
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Yes! Thank you!
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