(Source: btyciane, via blah-humbug)

apricockjam:

visiters:

that “thirsty” dude hitting you up and checking up on you all the time is probably the dude that actually cares about you.

Oh shut the fuck up girls have no obligation to date guys just because they show basic kindness towards them, stop guilting girls into liking you back

Or maybe he’s that dude that poopoos all your life decisions because he thinks he knows what’s best for you. Constantly complains about things in your life that he knows shit all about. Continually pushes the boundaries of your friendship and makes you uncomfortable after you’ve told him you don’t like it. And eventually tells you to fuck off because if you’re not sleeping with him, you’re not worth his time.

(Source: retiredjesus, via blah-humbug)

I just don’t feel like looking at dicks today. Too bad I’m on tumblr.

thrashturbate:

10/10 would bang.

But also:

10/10 would care for you
10/10 would tuck you in
10/10 would cuddle
10/10 would make sure you get to sleep okay
10/10 would make you breakfast in the morning

10/10 will put up with you when you’re drunk off your ass and horny
10/10 will put up with you apologizing the next day about being drunk and horny

(via blah-humbug)

smellslikegirlriot:

This is rape culture

Why are boys scared of rape? Aren’t you FLATTERED?

(Source: amy-beee, via blah-humbug)

Corsets

To all the girls who think corsets are for curvy/busty girls, I’m a 32G with a 10 inch difference between my hips and waist. I have been told by a company that sells corsets that maybe corsets aren’t for me. So if you want to, girls with modern figures, go for it.

I like being so exhausted that we don’t roll around in our sleep, so we successfully cuddle all night.

Losing Weight Pros and Cons

Pro - Looking sexier than I ever have ever and feeling wonderful about myself

Con - None of my damn clothes fit and I don’t have money to go out and replace my whole wardrobe. A wardrobe which has been fitting me pretty consistently for the last five or six years but now I have had to get rid of half of. Also, my best friend’s pants don’t fit me anymore TT_TT

<b> Sean:</b> What do you want to do tonight?<p><b>Me:</b> The same thing we do every night, Pinky.<p><b>Sean:</b> ...<p><b>Me:</b> Try to take over the world.<p>

Self Esteem Is Hard Sometimes

My thighs touch. My thighs touch a lot more than I’d like them to. But as it turns out, the one person in the entire world whose opinion on my physical appearance I actually give a shit about likes my thighs. So I guess I’ll do what I can to try and accept them, too.